7.6.2 millimeter full metal benji

if only this really happened…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/marnii/3980087543/

baby maeve busts the most awesome dance move.

» best interview ever

» File Under: Things that make me die inside.

that headline actually makes no sense. “Twilight’ fans can get happily get lost in corn”

must have been written by someone who reads novels written at a 4th grade level.

rmiriam12:

“‘Twilight’ fans can get happily get lost in corn”

I know this is from last week, but ugh. Just dreadful.

via Deseret News

» this one is for casey

i was in barnes and noble yesterday waiting for ryan and one of his employees showed me this book and i about peed myself.

read the review. especially starting at the 4th paragraph down (after the word “Almost.”)

i think i am obligated to read this on principle alone.

i agree with the singing. it’s terrible.

rmiriam12:

This clip was featured prominently in last night’s episode of Mad Men. The male creative staff showed it as representative of a style that would be effective in marketing a diet cola to women. They thought she would represent the look/image that women would want to have, thus selling the product. The female staffer disagreed, thinking it would work better on men, as Ann Margaret looks/acts seductive in the clip. Women wouldn’t want that kind of a sell. I just think the singing is bad, but can see both sides of this argument.

another blingee for casey.

i call this “michaelandmaeve”

you know it.

in response to casey’s #6, i’m going to say that high heel crocs are NEVER okay.

EVER.

ever.

never.

rmiriam12:

I’m going to remove #3 from Marnii’s list, and #6 from Casey’s list as flip-flops or Tevas serve that purpose just fine, and Crocs aren’t necessary. The rest I am ok with.
caseyrae:

Awww, baby Maeve! I think that there is definitely some sort of magic that happens when you make things in baby sizes. Even hideously ugly things become cute when they are tiny and on a baby.

I have two additions to your Crocs list:

6. People participating in outdoor activities where a floating shoe would be desirable (boating, rafting, etc) because dropping your shoe in a lake would suck. However, my friend Erin once saw a girl about to get into a boat in HIGH HEEL CROCS. This is NEVER okay, not even on a boat.

7. People who are old enough to have earned the right to wear whatever the fuck they want, and eccentric enough to take full advantage. It’s not that it’s really OKAY for them to be wearing Crocs, but I kind of love crazy old people who have just decided to do/wear/say whatever they want to. So, if it’s part of someone’s old age eccentricity, then they are kind of forgiven.

fullmetalbenji:

i just bought maeve a pair of crocs. which is okay because it falls within my list of people who are allowed to wear them:

1. children

2. gardeners

3. althetes right after a sporting event or in the locker room only.

4. the mentally challenged.

5. heathcare workers.

i just bought maeve a pair of crocs. which is okay because it falls within my list of people who are allowed to wear them:

1. children

2. gardeners

3. althetes right after a sporting event or in the locker room only.

4. the mentally challenged.

5. heathcare workers.

live long and prosper indeed...

went to vulcan today.

it was everything i had hoped for. got some really great pictures. will post later…