in response to casey’s #6, i’m going to say that high heel crocs are NEVER okay.
EVER.
ever.
never.
I’m going to remove #3 from Marnii’s list, and #6 from Casey’s list as flip-flops or Tevas serve that purpose just fine, and Crocs aren’t necessary. The rest I am ok with.
Awww, baby Maeve! I think that there is definitely some sort of magic that happens when you make things in baby sizes. Even hideously ugly things become cute when they are tiny and on a baby.
I have two additions to your Crocs list:
6. People participating in outdoor activities where a floating shoe would be desirable (boating, rafting, etc) because dropping your shoe in a lake would suck. However, my friend Erin once saw a girl about to get into a boat in HIGH HEEL CROCS. This is NEVER okay, not even on a boat.
7. People who are old enough to have earned the right to wear whatever the fuck they want, and eccentric enough to take full advantage. It’s not that it’s really OKAY for them to be wearing Crocs, but I kind of love crazy old people who have just decided to do/wear/say whatever they want to. So, if it’s part of someone’s old age eccentricity, then they are kind of forgiven.
i just bought maeve a pair of crocs. which is okay because it falls within my list of people who are allowed to wear them:
1. children
2. gardeners
3. althetes right after a sporting event or in the locker room only.
4. the mentally challenged.
5. heathcare workers.